• me looking at thing: yooooo
  • me looking at price: nooooo


do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

500% sure i annoy literally every person

(Source: straighthater)



youtuber drinking game : take a shot everytime a youtuber talks about audible.com

i’m pretty sure you can only name like 10 youtubers who haven’t talked about it. 


yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger




Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker